Ha, ha - ka mauria e ia tetahi tangata i te takutai ka oati ki te whakaatu i a ia e totoro ana ki te kainga. He kaihe kiki e kore tetahi e ngaro! A ko ia ano hoki, i tana kitenga i te rahi o tana kaokao, kua kore noa e whakaaro engari ko tera anake - he tino harikoa ki te wetewete i te puru! E mohio ana ahau kua inehia e ia ki tona kanohi. Inaianei ka whakahihi ia ki ana hoa wahine kua moea e ia he hoiho 23 cm!
He kakaho tana kaihe pai. Kaore e taea e koe te whakawehi ia ia me te tiihi nui. I waimarie a Dude ki te whakauru i tana kaihe ki roto i tetahi kotiro ataahua, he rite ki te mahi karaka. Ko te ahua ka uru te tane ki roto i te hikaka, ka whakatau ki te koko i te parāoa ki roto i tana kaihe.
Ka taea e koe te kite kei te pirangi te kotiro, engari ki taku mohio - kaore tana whaea i tuku i a ia ki nga huihuinga. He kikokore, he ataahua hoki, e pirangi ana ia ki te moe wahine me te heke ano he pakeke! A he tiihi nui te tangata, he rite tana hapai i te tangata. He uaua te hoa aroha iti. Engari kei te eke ia i tana tiihi me te harikoa. Ko taku korero ki a koe, kei a ia te kaha. I te mutunga o te korero, kei te mokemoke ia i roto i te kaihe! Kei te wiri noa ia i roto i te harikoa.
Aue, he pai ki te matakitaki, he pai ki ahau te porn me te tikanga. Aue, ka kaha te mahi a te kaitiaki whare i tona arero, ka tu te tane ki muri i a ia ka whaia te pakira, engari ka mau tonu te paepae kai i te wa ano. Inaianei he wawata tera kei te mahi. Waimarie tane e takoto ana i mua i tana wahine. He pai mo te wahine mo te awhina i tana tane kia okioki, me i penei taku wahine rangatira. Ki taku whakaaro i makona te kaitiaki whare.
¶ Ko ahau te tangata nana i whakapouri i nga mea katoa.